I Take this Man

What happens when you do but he don t ?

When Jersey Girl Penny Bracket is left standing at the altar by fiance Bram Shiraz she doesn t quite know how to react. Her mother, Ester, on the other hand knows exactly what to do track Bram down, knock him unconscious with a bottle of Dom Perignon and imprison him in the attic of her mansion. But Ester s got some serious questions for the fugitive groom plus she needs someone to write all the return labels for the wedding gifts. But can she find out why Bram got cold feet before everyone else discovers what she s done?

If Valerie Frankel weren't a writer, she'd probably be a bag lady. Fortunately, she's found her niche, writing novels and magazine articles for women who share her somewhat dirty sense of humor. Her previous books include THE ACCIDENTAL VIRGIN and the Quills Award-nominated THE GIRLFRIEND CURSE which People magazine described as 'wickedly entertaining.' Frankel writes about sex and dieting for Cosmo, Glamour, Self, Allure, the New York Times and Marie Claire, among other publications. She lives in Brooklyn, New York, with her two daughters and her husband.

What happens when you do but he don t ? When Jersey Girl Penny Bracket is left standing at the altar by fiance Bram Shiraz she doesn t quite know how to react. Her mother, Ester, on the other hand knows exactly what to do track Bram down, knock him unconscious with a bottle of Dom Perignon and imprison him in the attic of her mansion. But Ester s got some serious questions for the fugitive groom plus she needs someone to write all the return labels for the wedding gifts. But can she find out why Bram got cold feet before everyone else discovers what she s done?

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