Patient: "Doctor! When I wake up I'm all dizzy. Then after half anhour I feel fine."Doctor: "Well, wait half an hour before waking up."
Patient: "Doctor! When I wake up I'm all dizzy. Then after half anhour I feel fine."Doctor: "Well, wait half an hour before waking up."
It's not hard to see why one-liners remain in vogue with today's comedians. They are easy to remember, quick to deliver and if one gag dies on its feet, the next is waiting in the wings, hopefully to a better reception. Here is a compilation of the best one-liners around - a heady mix of old and new favourites, Dad jokes, thoughtful musings, corny puns and witty observations, covering a vast range of topics from Families to Fish, Money to Music, Relationships to Religion and Technology to Travel. They can be used to brighten up business conferences where the delegates are as tired as the sandwiches; dinner parties where the conversation is threatening to slide into a discussion about spreadsheets; seemingly interminable Zoom calls; and, of course, speeches at weddings that are so emotional that even the cake is in tiers.
Geoff Tibballs is the author of over 150 books, including the bestselling Mammoth Book of Jokes, The Mammoth Book of Dirty Jokes, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes, The Seniors' Survival Guide and Dad-isms. He has contributed to the Ripley's Believe It or Not! annuals for more than twenty years. He lives in Nottingham with his wife.
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