Dad Jokes

You don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes- the good, the bad, and the terrible-the perfect Father's Day gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, grandpas, and all the fathers-to-be, this bestselling joke book is the ideal laugh-out-loud gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (and terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember-you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. A great gift for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh-I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me."Dad, can you put my shoes on?""No, I don't think they'll fit me."I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!Q- What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?A- The road.

JIMMY NIRO is the proud father of five children, all of whom he embarrasses regularly with his bad dad jokes.

For the embarrassing dads and pun lovers out there comes a massive collection of hundreds of the best (worst) dad jokes around, including clever quips, painful dialogue, and punny one-liners. These Dad Jokes book are ideally situated to become a groan-worthy, laugh-out-loud book for any of our channels looking for clean, approachable humour. This book includes over 500 dad jokes accompanied by sketch-style graphics roughly every other spread. Examples of jokes include: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. 'Dad, can you put my shoes on?''No, I don't think they'll fit me.' How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 'Dad, will you make me a sandwich?' 'POOF! You're a sandwich!'

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