How to Bonk at Work

From the team who brought you "How to Poo at Work" and "How to Bonk in Public"Bursting with useful advice that you'll need to have any chance of getting it on in the workplace, this guide starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Fornication and follows up with many practical, real-life examples, showing you not only how to do it, but how to enjoy getting the job done while you're on the job. It details exactly what to do in such realistic scenarios as: you only have a five-minute break, you are stuck in a meeting, you want to leave early, you arrive late, you hear someone approaching, you make a mess, and someone else makes a mess. It also includes advice in selecting your bonk partner, the best places to bonk at work, and the Office Bonkasutra--more than 50 positions All are complemented by useful diagrams, expert opinions, and testimonials.

Mats is a man who has worked in companies around the world so he knows his way around an executive washroom, boardroom and even bedroom.

Enzo is a fun-loving guy who works for a major multinational company. He cannot reveal his real name in case his art suffers and his relentless pursuit of pleasure at work (and elsewhere) is affected.

A humorous, tongue-in-cheek guide to bonking at work. How to Bonk at Work is the only guide to getting your end away at work, and is bursting with useful advice that you'll need if you are to have any chance of 'fishing on the company pier'. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Fornication and follows up with many practical, real-life examples, showing you not only how to do it, but how to enjoy getting the job done while you're on the job! How to Bonk at Work i ncludes advice on selecting your optimum bonk partner, a list of the best places to bonk, an Office Bonkasutra (more than 50 workplace positions), details of how to avoid pre- and post-bonk problems and how to improve your life by becoming a regular workplace bonker. All are complemented by useful diagrams, expert opinions and testimonials. The only guide to getting your end away at work, bursting with useful advice including useful diagrams, expert opinions and testimonials.

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