Someday a Bird Will Poop On You

At some point in your life, things are bound to get a little sh*tty. Whether that means an unexpected parking ticket, a layoff, or a ruined coat, some day a bird will poop on all of us. Metaphorically speaking. (Or not.)

But when the going gets tough, the tough know that with the right outlook on life, they can handle any challenge. With hilarious illustrations, a universal message, and plenty of pooping birds, this book is your secret weapon against an uncertain future, and the perfect gift for grads, dads, or big kids.

Sue Salvi is an actor, artist, and writer who lives in Chicago. She performs regularly in Chicago at the Second City, at the iO Theater, and at other reputable/non-offensive establishments. Megan Kellie is a writer, actor, artist, and other who lives in major American cities, this time Chicago. She has written for NPR, the Paper Machete, and Proper Noun.

At some point in your life, things are bound to get a little sh*tty. Whether that means an unexpected parking ticket, a layoff, or a ruined coat, some day a bird will poop on all of us. Metaphorically speaking. (Or not.)But when the going gets tough, the tough know that with the right outlook on life, they can handle any challenge. With hilarious illustrations, a universal message, and plenty of pooping birds, this book is your secret weapon against an uncertain future, and the perfect gift for grads, dads, or big kids.

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