This is the diary of an ordinary, insecure woman in her thirties, Jacqueline M. Pane.
Like all women, Jackie knows life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms and didn't grow a moustache once a month . . . Chart her progress as she perfects the art of feeling shitty about every little, and not so little, bit of herself. The potential for self-doubt lies in everything - and it's all her fault.
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This is the diary of an ordinary, insecure woman in her thirties, Jacqueline M. Pane.
Like all women, Jackie knows life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms and didn't grow a moustache once a month . . . Chart her progress as she perfects the art of feeling shitty about every little, and not so little, bit of herself. The potential for self-doubt lies in everything - and it's all her fault.
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Like all women, Jackie knows life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms and didn't grow a moustache once a month . . . Chart her progress as she perfects the art of feeling shitty about every little, and not so little, bit of herself. The potential for self-doubt lies in everything - and it's all her fault.
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“Screamingly funny.”
A very funny and unexpectedly touching novel - JOANNA LUMLEY
Screamingly funny - WOMAN'S JOURNALHilarious - COSMOPOLITANRead it and realise you're not alone - ESSENTIALSAbout the Author
Arabella Weir is a comic writer and performer. She appears regularly on television in various guises - in all of Alexei Sayle's TV series, Harry Enfield & Chums and The Lenny Henry Show - and is also known as part of the BBC's Fast Show team. Her other books are Onwards and Upwards and Stupid Cupid.
Like all women, Jackie knows life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms and didn't grow a moustache once a month . . . Chart her progress as she perfects the art of feeling shitty about every little, and not so little, bit of herself. The potential for self-doubt lies in everything - and it's all her fault.
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