Ah Couldnae Believe Ma Ears!

'She always had high hopes for him. Did he manage to graduate after his resits?'

'Him?! He's thick. Would be as useless as a lifeguard in a carwash.'

This is a classic collection of the best humour that Scotland has to offer - off-the-cuff and straight from the street. Packed full of wit and verbal gags, you won't even believe most of them. Bestselling author Allan Morrison has spent months surreptitiously eavesdropping and collating over 500 of the best one-liners to produce this incredible collection, an ideal stocking filler to help you chuckle Christmas away.

'When's the next bus then, dearie?'

'Oh, not for an hour.'

'Ach, it'll not take me long to wait for that.'

“Loved, loved, loved...this brilliant collection of conversations overheard in Scotland's towns and cities - Daily Record”

Loved, loved, loved...this brilliant collection of conversations overheard in Scotland's towns and cities - Daily Record

Allan Morrison is the author of 13 books with sales well in advance of a quarter of a million copies. Media appearances include Richard and Judy, The One Show and the Fred McAuley Show. Allan is a Rotarian and a very popular after-dinner speaker. Now retired, he enjoys raising funds for local charities and bagging Munros.

'She always had high hopes for him. Did he manage to graduate after his resits?''Him?! He's thick. Would be as useless as a lifeguard in a carwash.'This is a classic collection of the best humour that Scotland has to offer - off-the-cuff and straight from the street. Packed full of wit and verbal gags, you won't even believe most of them. Bestselling author Allan Morrison has spent months surreptitiously eavesdropping and collating over 500 of the best one-liners to produce this incredible collection, an ideal stocking filler to help you chuckle Christmas away.'When's the next bus then, dearie?''Oh, not for an hour.''Ach, it'll not take me long to wait for that.'

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