Dirk Lloyd, the Dark Lord trapped in the body of a weedy schoolboy, returns in another darkly hilarious adventure... Brilliantly funny and subversive, this is the Funny Prize-winning Jamie Thomson at his best.
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Dirk Lloyd, the Dark Lord trapped in the body of a weedy schoolboy, returns in another darkly hilarious adventure... Brilliantly funny and subversive, this is the Funny Prize-winning Jamie Thomson at his best.
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Fear me, o miserable worm!
I, the Great Dirk, take up my pen once more to record the utter misery that is SCHOOL. My sworn enemy, Hasdruban the White, has infiltrated Whiteshields School and seeks vengeance on me. Naturally, I will triumph. But it is the Dirkest Hour indeed...BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: - Being struck with a Blast of Ravening Flame- Banishment to the Slave Pits of Never Ending Toil- Torment by the Hewer of LimbsTHE CHOICE IS YOURS. MWA HA HA!Critic Reviews
“A lot of fun! Unusual, funny and absurd.”
Parents in Touch
Parents in Touch
Really quirky and very very funny -- Lewis Beaumont, Liberton High Teen Titles
Really quirky and very very funny -- Lewis Beaumont, Liberton High Teen Titles
About the Author
Jamie Thomson is a British writer, editor and game developer. He is the author of numerous 'choose-your-own-adventure' gamebooks, and he also co-wrote three books for the Fighting Fantasy series.
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FEAR ME, O MISERABLE WORM! I, the Great Dirk, take up my pen once more to record the utter misery that is SCHOOL. My sworn enemy, Hasdruban the White, has infiltrated Whiteshields School and seeks vengence upon me. Naturally, I will triumph - once I get out of detention, that is. BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: Being dosed with a Potion of Mind Control Imprisonment in a Spirit Bottle *Poisoning by the Black Hag's fingernails THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
Fear me, o miserable worm!I, the Great Dirk, take up my pen once more to record the utter misery that is SCHOOL. My sworn enemy, Hasdruban the White, has infiltrated Whiteshields School and seeks vengeance on me. Naturally, I will triumph. But it is the Dirkest Hour indeed...BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: - Being struck with a Blast of Ravening Flame- Banishment to the Slave Pits of Never Ending Toil- Torment by the Hewer of LimbsTHE CHOICE IS YOURS. MWA HA HA!
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