Will I Ever Pee Alone Again?

'Please stop staring at me whilst I'm on the loo

I simply want a peaceful poo.'

In this uplifting, funny and giftable collection of poems, general force for good Emma Conway explores motherhood in all its glory. A mum to two young humans herself, she revisits the days of potty training and toddler tantrums, deep-dives into first days of school and watching your babies grow into little people, and writes frankly about life after having kids, embracing the mum bod and giving zero sods.

Written with huge amounts of warmth and love (and just the right amount of cynicism), this is the reassuring hug-in-a-book all mums need.

Emma Conway is a blogger from Birmingham, England. The winner of Blog of the Year at the Mum and Dad Blogger Awards in 2016, she has since ammassed over 148,000 Instagram followers and over 77,000 YouTube subscribers.

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