Guy Walks Into a Bar...: 501 Bar Jokes, Stories, Anecdotes, Quips, Quotes, Riddles, and Wisecracks

501 Bar Jokes, Stories, Anecdotes, Quips, Quotes, Riddles and Wisecracks.

Michael Lewis is the author/co-author of seven books including A Guy Walks into a Bar..., The Films of Harrison Ford, The Films of Tom Hanks, and The Cheapskate's Guide to Walt Disney World. He works as an editor, primarily of books on popular culture. He lives in New Jersey. His favorite Beatles song is "A Day in the Life."

Did You Hear the One That Took Place in a Bar? A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic." "What's with the big pause?" the bartender asks. "I don't know," the bear says. "My dad had them, too." Woman to Drunk at Bar: If you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Drunk: If you were my wife, I'd drink it. A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He asks the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Yes, we do!" "Good. Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."

Did you hear the one about the bartender and the rabbi? If not, you?ll find it in this delightful book?along with hundreds of other jokes and funny stories, classic and brand-new?about the denizens of bars, pubs, and watering holes everywhere. Michael Lewis has gathered a wide range of the very best and funniest bar jokes, riddles, anecdotes, and quotations in this rib-tickling (and thirst-inducing) collection. Sure to be a favorite of tipplers of all stripes?and the teetotalers who drive them home?the book also includes bar bets, games, tricks, trivia, and more. Featuring classic 'bartoons' opening each chapter, its nifty 5 x 7 trim size makes it a perfect party takealong or barside companion?right next to the cocktail shaker, the jar of olives?and Black Dog?s mega-bestselling New New York Bartender?s Guide.

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