"Bestowed with the title of "hero" for downing countless foes in the War of Twelve Tribes, Bash commands great respect from his fellow orcs. But this hero has a dark secret: His success on the battlefield doesn't match up to his success in the bedroom. With his reputation on the line, Bash sets out on a quest of a lifetime...all for the explicit purpose of getting laid...!"--
"Bestowed with the title of "hero" for downing countless foes in the War of Twelve Tribes, Bash commands great respect from his fellow orcs. But this hero has a dark secret: His success on the battlefield doesn't match up to his success in the bedroom. With his reputation on the line, Bash sets out on a quest of a lifetime...all for the explicit purpose of getting laid...!"--
Having struck out with the humans, and then the elves,Bash's hunt for a bride leads him to the Kingdom of Dwarves, and almostimmediately after he arrives, he receives a proposal from a local dwarf woman!...Or so he thinks. Following a brief chat to clear up any confusion, the womanmakes Bash a deal. If he takes part in the God of War festival and emergesvictorious, she'll fulfill his every desire. Wondering if that means he'llfinally get a woman of his own, Bash leaps at the opportunity to do what orcs dobest' vie for conquest on the battlefield...and hopefully thebedroom!
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